Les cocktails de bière

Sacreligious! I mean sacre bleu! Why are they desecrating all that good beer? If beer had nine lives, they've found a way to bury it. Strange as it may seem, these are GOOD, homebrewed beers. I saw a very similar thing in Germany - mixing lemonade or cola with some of the beers. Bad juju, I tell you. Nothing good can come of this. First the German purity laws, now lemonade...what next?

I know what's next...Belgium and its unmolested Belgian ales!