Generalizations of Germany

1 - Every so often (usually when I spotted a thin man walking around in a tight black shirt, wire-rimmed spectacles, and slicked back hair) I wanted to shout out ''Now is the time on Shprokets when we dance!''

2 - Pretty much every beer you'll meet is good, but you'll meet very few great ones. I recommend most of the weisses and dunkel weisses.

3 - Germans really know their way around a snausage. I think I saw about a dozen different styles of bratwurst alone.

4 - You have to respect a place that measures beer in terms of liters (or litres). Standard unit was 1 liter. One liter? That's 2.75 beers. And that's only volume-wise...