Gems of Japan

1) If any aspiring clowns out there need practice for the clown car trick, come ride the commuter trains here.
2) There are other cuisines here besides sushi. yakkitori, tachoyaki, soba, udon, etc., and they're all delicious. Hint hint: okonomi yaki
3) Tokyo is densely populated, sure, but it's also at least three hours from one end to the other (five if driving), so it's not that dense. Exceptions apply; see Gem #1