The road to enlightenment in just 3 hours

I was soo close to Nirvana (Nibbana), I could taste it. It's one of those new Thai boutique beers, right?
Actually, I did spend 3 hours in a meditation session with four others. I came out no more enlightened, really, but I did catch a few ...zzz (I was supposed to be concentrating, but it's difficult on a night of train 'sleep') and get a free glass of refreshing dried longan iced tea.